Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Warning....This Is A Public Service Announcement

In the past few weeks I've noticed that a lot of people ad companies are guilty of a serious offense....FALSE ADVERTISING!!!! Now it may seem like nothing at all but imma give yall some examples....

U see this dude while ur was out one night...he looks bout 6'5...maybe 250lbs solid muscle...nice teeth etc...but when he goes to speaks..sounds like a 3 year old girl....FALSE ADVERTISING

I have a student in the 7th grade...she dresses like a female and thanx to early puberty she has the body of a grown woman...y is her voice deeper than mine??? FALSE ADVERTISING

Growing up I was always told that a college degree could set me for the future...ummm does anyonne else realize that a bachelor's degree is like a high school diploma now...FALSE ADVERTISING

Some people say one thing but their actions are completely contradictory...they have people thinkin one thing when they're thinkin or gonna do another...clearly a case of FALSE ADVERTISING

Fat free foods are supposed to be better for u right??? Well y n the hell are their higher in sodium and preservatives and other rah rah rah...so I won't gain weight but ill die of a stroke or a heart attack...sounds great right??? FALSE ADVERTISING

America is supposed to be the greatest country in the world right? Then y r we n a damn recession wit stocks falling and gas prices are higher than I would b after some good weed? FALSE ADVERTISING

Y I saw this dude the other day and thought he was cute as hell...but then after further inspection I realized he was actually a she...FALSE ADVERTISING

If love is supposed to be one of the greatest feelings and emotions ever...y can it be the source of great pain and hurt as well...FALSE ADVERTISING

Clothing companies should not make certain things in every size...jus cuz it n ur size doesn't mean u should wear it...I mean really 4xlarge spandex is a mess....FALSE ADVERTISING

Lube that claims to have a gentle warming sensation but actually ends up burning...FALSE ADVERTISING

Fitness water that has more calories than soda...FALSE ADVERTISING

Walmart rolls back the prices so u save...y do u end up spendin a arm, leg, and a testicle??? FALSE ADVERTISING

Keepin in mind the comment above...y is it that when stuff is on sale u end up spendin more...damn mall sales...FALSE ADVERTISING

Clearly.....this is wut we live in lol...Wut do yall think bout this??? Now I know yall have some more to add to this list...

8 comments:

Q said...

Okaaaay. whatever happened to the good 'ol days when a 6' 5" man was a strapping buck, not a pillow biting bottom. I can't take it, false advertising!

fuzzy said...

All I'm gonna say is Hunnnnnnyyyyyyyy

ShawnQt said...

Yes, let have!

damn walmart.
damn love.
damn confused... errr confusion.

:)

Jersey Brotha said...

'Lube that claims to have a gentle warming sensation but actually ends up burning??' What lube is this so that I will never buy it? LOL

Damn that WalMart! That store is straight from the pits of hell! I'm one of its demons LOL

Darius T. Williams said...

arm, leg, and testicle - lol...hilarious.

Sooo - don't you think false advertising is shit!

Nobody not really... said...

I'm on the floor at this list!!!

Anonymous said...

My marriage broke up after 17 years; she didn't want even to TRY to work things out for sake of our relationship, our only son, our family. If marriages are to last forever or "until death do u part" then" then y r there divorces? If God puts 2gether then there wud b no such thing as divorce. FALSE ADVERTISING! I no longer believe in marriage.

Anonymous said...

My marriage broke up after 17 years; she didn't want to even TRY to work things out for sake of our relationship, our only son, our family. If marriages are to last forever or "until death do u part" then" then y r there divorces? If God puts 2gether then there wud b no such thing as divorce. FALSE ADVERTISING! I no longer believe in marriage.