::wiping drool from mouth and crust outta my eyes...looks around yawns and checks breath for freshness:: I don't know about u but my bed is stuffed wit crack, Tylenol PM, and Thera-Flu. It's the type of bed that u have to fight to get out of. I'm talkin about settin the alarm about a half hour before u wanna get up cuz ur gonna have to struggle and fight ur way out. Now....I have a newer bed frame but my mattress is old as hell. It was my Pop-pop's (grandfather for yall who don't know lol) but I got it when he passed. I was thinkin bout getting a new one but the shit is sooooooo comfy. I'm talkin about the type of bed that jus takes all ur aches, pains, and hangovers away. I don't consider myself to be a late sleeper (shut up Shawn & Fuzzy lol) its not my fault...its the curse of the bed. Im tellin u it makes no sense. Screw sleep number, air beds, and those beds that u can jump on without spillin the wine (who actually does that??? my momma woulda beat the jump outta me if she caught me jumpin on a bed...especially wit a glass of anything..im talkin bout not even a glass of air) my bed is the ultimate nights rest and if ur not careful the ultimate half of the next day's rest too.
And don't get me started on my couches....I haven't met anyone that could resist the call of the overstuffed sectionals. Everyone who has visited me has passed out one time or another. Think your gonna jus sit and watch some tv ummm......no. Couches that can double as guest beds and provide a decent nights sleep...jus don't compare them wit the bed lol.
I've been told that its a combo of the furniture and the comfortable atmosphere that's in my apt. Trust me...it's not set up like no hotel or nuttin...hell i haven't even done any decorating other than a couple pictures and some candles...but hey its wuteva....I'm jus glad that my friends are comfortable enough to come over, raid my fridge, and pass out after losing in Wii or PS2 games.
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