Friday, November 7, 2008

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

This was sent to me and made me laugh...wanted to share wit yall..hopefully u will get a smile outta it.

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1.At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See If They Slow Down.

2.Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3.Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4.Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it 'In'.

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write 'For Smuggling Diamonds'.

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

8.Don't use any punctuation.

9.As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10.Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12.Sing Along At The Opera.

13.Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14.Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15.Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16.Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17.When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

18.When Leaving The Zoo, start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19.Tell Your Children Over Dinner , 'Due To The Economy , We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20.And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .. Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile. Its Called ... therapy...

Happy Friday people...anyone have anything planned???

13 comments:

thegayte-keeper said...

THIS IS SO FUNNY...MADE MY DAY...THANKS GUY...

WhozHe said...

I like the one about the garbage can on the desk.

deonte' k said...

LOL... well I'm late, but I was sick this week. So all I really did was sit in the house and lay in the bed. :( lol

Darius T. Williams said...

Ha...hilarious! Really!

fuzzy said...

You drive me crazy
I just can't sleep
I'm so excited, I'm in too deep,
Ohh...crazy, in Dereon Jeans
Baby, thinkin of you keeps me up all night.

Jackson said...

Doesn't everyone sing along at the Opera...or am I the only one?

Kin'shar said...

man....you just made my day. Naw man my week...what the hell year. This was so funny and for the first time today...I smiled with that tickle in my tummy.

First time here...came from Darious page..how are you?

Kin'shar said...

oh and i had to follow you....


ok ok ...so what about ordering a hot fudge sundae and curse out the waitress for givin you this cold ass food.

I am still laughing at #10 & 11

Mr. Jones said...

I've read this before. It was cute then, it's cute now.

slimm215 said...

So I'm guessing i'm the only one that skips all the time anyway huh? lol anyway these were really funny. its not friday but it made my hump day.

Sexxy Luv said...

#'s 2,4,10,&11 made my day. lol

thanks

Q said...

I needed that! I live!

houstonmacbro said...

I like those!