Saturday, August 2, 2008

Rock a bye

::wiping drool from mouth and crust outta my eyes...looks around yawns and checks breath for freshness:: I don't know about u but my bed is stuffed wit crack, Tylenol PM, and Thera-Flu.  It's the type of bed that u have to fight to get out of.  I'm talkin about settin the alarm about a half hour before u wanna get up cuz ur gonna have to struggle and fight ur way out.  Now....I have a newer bed frame but my mattress is old as hell.  It was my Pop-pop's (grandfather for yall who don't know lol) but I got it when he passed.  I was thinkin bout getting a new one but the shit is sooooooo comfy.  I'm talkin about the type of bed that jus takes all ur aches, pains, and hangovers away.  I don't consider myself to be a late sleeper (shut up Shawn & Fuzzy lol)  its not my fault...its the curse of the bed.  Im tellin u it makes no sense.  Screw sleep number, air beds, and those beds that u can jump on without spillin the wine (who actually does that??? my momma woulda beat the jump outta me if she caught me jumpin on a bed...especially wit a glass of anything..im talkin bout not even a glass of air) my bed is the ultimate nights rest and if ur not careful the ultimate half of the next day's rest too.
 
And don't get me started on my couches....I haven't met anyone that could resist the call of the overstuffed sectionals.  Everyone who has visited me has passed out one time or another.  Think your gonna jus sit and watch some tv ummm......no.  Couches that can double as guest beds and provide a decent nights sleep...jus don't compare them wit the bed lol.
 
I've been told that its a combo of the furniture and the comfortable atmosphere that's in my apt.  Trust me...it's not set up like no hotel or nuttin...hell i haven't even done any decorating other than a couple pictures and some candles...but hey its wuteva....I'm jus glad that my friends are comfortable enough to come over, raid my fridge, and pass out after losing in Wii or PS2 games.

6 comments:

fuzzy said...

well since I am up and read the post, I may as well comment...

My futon has a similar effect and doubles as both your double stuffed couch and bed. People, who come over (Shawn, Reggie, James) they love the thing and fal asleep in little no time! I have been late to work so many times its not funny!

Mr. Jones said...

Mattresses can get so pricey. My last mattress cost like $1500! I as still using my twin from college, so I just had to suck it up and pay the cost.

Darius T. Williams said...

I know what you mean about a comfy bed. I have the 2008 edition of the Serta mattress set (it pays to work for a hotel management company). They retail for 1800 and I got them for 450.00. Um, people LOVE my bed. At each party or gathering, there are folks in my bed. Couple that w/a great sale on a contemporary bedroom set - I love my bedroom. My bed is sooo much fun and it reminds me on the Hilton every time I get in.

But, unlike you, although it's comfy - I can't sleep in to save my life. My sleeping in is like getting up at maybe 7 AM.

Promiscuous X said...

Shit its time for me to get a new bed, so Im not gone even try to praise my bed lol. Cuz its time for a new one I've had it for like 6 years and I have wore the bitch out COMPLETELY LMAO.

Jersey Brotha said...

Shit, you're making that bed seem like it's the best thing since sliced bread lol. Why would you wanna give that up? Besides the comfort, it also serves sentimental value.

OMG that sectional fucked me up! LOL I told myself I was not gonna fall asleep, but it pulled me into the arms of unconsciousness. Damn! Damn! Damn!

a rare gem-ini said...

lol yea sectionals= ITIS....to be not so PC about eatin then fallin back on an overstuffed piece of furniture lol